Signing Off From Planet Uterus
It was no easy feat, let me tell you. Mommy, daddy and I went to the hospital on Saturday and it all went crazy from there.
What I sort of suspected, but didn't know for sure, was that the umbilical cord thing that kept me alive for so long was actually wrapped around my neck - twice.
So, every time I took a dive for freedom, I nearly strangled myself - totally scary. That really made me not want to come out.
But, funny doctor lady did that whole induction thing (twice) and finally forced me to make a choice. I chose to give mommy SO much pain that she chose an epidural in the end. Good thing too, because I may not have been able to come out the way I did otherwise. See, baby does know best.
After what seemed like forever, I got to see mommy and daddy Monday morning and we all forgot the trauma that got us to that point.
Now, we are home, I am sleeping, eating and pooping like a champ, and it is time for me to sign off from The Womb.
But, don't think the adventure stops here.
I just decided to set up a new Planet Earth commentary instead.
So, check me out at http://www.mharirhiverson.blogspot.com
This is only the beginning.